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You Are One Degree Away from Being Happy - Global Warming Might be the Answer!

Did you know that raising the temperature of the brain one-degree has a significant affect on people's personality displacement? It makes them happier. Well, if this is true, Global Warming - Bring it on! Imagine 100's of Americans walking around all happy all day. Wow, I can hardly wait, because Global Warming is going to be great.

If we have crop failures due to Global Warming, so what, people will be happy just being alive and then they might even lose some weight with less abundant food supply laying around all over the place. You are perhaps only one degree in brain temperature away from being happy, so maybe you need a new hat? This must be why "Hats" were so popular in days gone by. Those women with all the hats must have been hot-headed and happy?

Maybe this is why cowboys are so happy too? Or why everyone likes to wear a baseball cap going out to the ball game - lots of happy fans eating lots of happy Hot Dogs? You know Global Warming Might be the Answer, of course the Big Pharma may not like, as there goes the sales of Prozac? Maybe the Pharmaceutical Companies, will spend some money in research and development to stop Global Warming, to make sure America stays depressed?

You might think this is funny, but our Online Think Tank went through the scenario and figures Global Warming, while it may cause wars over water supplies and such, will prevent far more wars as everyone is just getting along fine laughing up a super storm? Call it a new paradigm in Global Happiness if you will?

"Lance Winslow" - Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington

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